Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Jill's Stats

My bleeding has slowed waaaaayyyyyy down (TY TY TY for the silver bullet, Bethany!!!), for which I am very thankful! (Will blog on the silver bullet later.) 

Maybe I'm down 'cause my stats are as follows:

201 day in the year 2011 so far.
Have been on my period 134 of those day.
Have been off my period only 67 days this year.
Have been on my period since May 11th (except for 4 days).
Can't have sex.  (Wouldn't want to if I could!!)
Can't go one hour without a tampon or pad.
Think about napping 100% of my awake time.
Simultaneously think about infertility while thinking about napping.
Want to eat bread doused in sugar while thinking about napping and infertility. 
I have begun dreaming about napping, infertility, and sugared bread.  Oh, and soda.


Feh.  Still fighting tears today.  I will be perkier, livelier, funnier, and happier in a few days.  I just know it.

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